beadyeyes:

Won’t lie I’m getting fucked up off of these milk and cookies

ayem:

no such thing as wasting your 20s your 20s are for recovering from whatever the fuck happened to you as a kid so that youre ready to get weird with it in your 30s

clydecashed-deactivated20200313:

just remembered music is real

This post is for fans of MUSIC only

boyboobs:

ramekin is such a dope ass name for a little bowl

fremulon:

when someone asks my political views

thickness-protection-program:

We can’t ibuprofen our way outta this one boys

sounddesignerjeans:

I’m handwash only do NOT put me in that fucking mashine

greelin:

every day i understand this more and more

wizardpotions:

We need to start objectifying wizards. We can’t slap them on the ass though they only have 4 hit points they may perish

cryptotheism:

ishouldbuyasword:

nyanoraptor:

cast iron bong

and buddy? i’m about to start seasoning

WIZARD COUNCIL NOTICE OF SPELL APPROVAL

• Iron Bong

eggsaladstain:

this shit HURTED y’all

(Tuca & Bertie, Season 2 Episode 9)

paperplanechemtrails:

spockcoded:

cosmetic surgery is yassifed taxidermy for alive things

funnytwittertweets:

nvpengyou:

“are u okay?” no i need more money